I was back at the stand-up last week, at a place in Modesto. We started with our local take-off on “Who’s Line is it, Anyway’s” “Scenes from a Hat.” We had tons of good suggestions, and the merriment seemed to go on forever.
Following that, the stand up/open mike portion of the evening began, and we all took our swings. I brought a raft of new, current events humor with me, fresh from the brain stem, including dusty gems like:
Joe Biden is giving his first prime time address tonight. He would have given one sooner, but he’s always too groggy after the Early Bird special.– Tom Bickle
and, regarding the recent goings-on in the biggest little state in the Union, Texas:
You’ll recall, Texas suffered a crippling cold snap not long ago, Texans had no power, no heat: I guess the state turned blue after all!
The shit has really hit the fan in Texas. Which is terrible because the shit was frozen rock solid, and there was no power to the fan.
THE STARS AT NIGHTTom Bickle
ARE ALL THE LIGHT
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
YOU’LL GET AT NIGHT IN TEXAS
I enjoyed writing about the new law that Oklahoma Representatives passed, protecting drivers who “unintentionally” (wink)run over protestors. It grants immunity to someone “fleeing a dangerous protest,” and if you ACCIDENTALLY get a couple of Antifa stuck in the grill of your lifted Ford like a Junebug with a sense of social justice… These things happen, All Lives Splatter, and you won’t have to face any charges:
Call it the “Snowflakes on my Windshield” bill. Unity!
But laws cut both ways. Righties are also out in the street. Don’t forget, here in America, we drive on the right!
They could go from the Proud Boys to the “Plowed Boys” in no time at all.
Call it the “Trumpers on Bumpers” Bill!– Tom Bickle
I have such fun, writing material with a little bite… 😉